Hello,
i’m Mark
Werner.

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7+
Years
Experience
Working
My specialization

What I'm Good At

Screenwriting

I started writing silly things when I was a kid. Somehow I’m still going strong…

Comedy

Trained in Improv and Stand Up through the Second City Training Center in Toronto. Performed on stages all over the city.

Producing

Logistics, budgeting, call sheets, etc. I have experience on big shoots as a Production Coordinator and on small shoots as a Producer.

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Experiential

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Just Read These Incredible Client Testimonials

After reading one of Mark's short film scripts, I was very impressed. I became a millionaire and also I was bald and I'm not bald anymore, thanks to Marks script.
Buzz NissHuman
I hired this guy to do job, he did good. Please give him job.
Allan Smithee
Allan SmitheeDirector
I think anyone who hires someone based on the client testimonials on their website is probably making a mistake...
Helga DoeDirector
Thats not funny. Did you seriously wake me up at 3am because you wanted a testimonial for your website?
Jane Doe
Jane DoeProducer
Please get out of my house.
Jane Doe
Jane DoeProducer
I'm serious. Get out.
Jane Doe
Jane DoeProducer
I'm calling the police.
Jane Doe
Jane DoeProducer
Hello 911 there's a man outside my house, he won't let me sleep. He's asking me for a testimonial and-
Jane Doe
Jane DoeProducer
Yeah, that's Mark Werner. Super talented comedian. A pleasure to work with.
911 Operator
911 Operator
I was incredibly impressed with Mark's strong work ethic, his talent, and his perseverance.
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